STOP ALL THE PAIN IMMEDIATLY
JUST CALL FOR THE PERFECT ASSISTANTE !
OUI Patron! You are such a great man, you are so powerful !
And from what I can see, you're almost ready to conquer the world.
ONLY ONE THING IS MISSING !
(and it's me)
My name is Alina, I'm the best assistant of the world.
And here is my story :
It all started spontaneously, I needed a job, and Jean-Marie asked me to become his personal assistant.
My mission : to turn his entire life into the MOST SUCCESSFUL DREAM !
At the time, he didn't fully understand what a great gift he has given himself.
You'll never imagine what was his life before me.
Let's be honest :
HE WAS MISERABLE !
-he was spending so much of his precious time to buy food, cooking by himself
-to clean his clothes and dishes
-to direct the work of his house-keeper by himself
-and so many other meaningless actions, done so bad, simply out of ignorance.
Step by step, with gentle insistence, I began to take the initiative in matters that do not require the attention of a person who daily conquers this world.
I had to teach him what was his position ! The position of a great leader.
He has a big job to do, and for that, I will care about all the rest.
My first and the most important intuitive desire was to give him this clear feeling :
PATRON, YOU ARE THE BEST !
My job is to look at him like at my personal great leader.
And I am sure that a woman is naturally adept at creating the atmosphere necessary for the development of Champions.
Do you think any housekeeper or secretary can handle such a task?
No, their tasks are extremely simple and, of course, useful, but they are not invested in focusing on an internal self-perception of the boss.
They are not magicians, who turn the life of their boss into A SUCCESSFUL DREAM !
You turn the head from a computer, and you see her :
your perfectly dressed assistant, bringing your a cup of coffee with the happiest smile on her face.
"Ton café, patron!"
One wet kiss on the top of your head, she already goes to her next mission in the house.
You turn your head to see how she walks, and almost cry with tears of joy. The way she moves her hips is the highest form of art, the source of your inspiration.
The delicious smell of coffee rises up to your nose, and bring you back to reality.
Each little sip fills you up with a power of fighting even stronger than your morning man-hood.
You finish this important work, and it's already time to go to the gym.
Your sport bag is already ready (thanks to your perfect assistant).
As soon as you come back, food is ready, she releases the bag from your shoulder, then your jacket.
She touches your muscles and can't block herself from saying it loud :
YOU'RE SO STRONG PATRON !
But let's be real one second :
perfect assistants are not running around in the street.
It's an art to find and to teach them.
And this is my job.
I'm Alina, The Best Assistant of the World.
Here is what I did to Jean-Marie :
I don't have time for everyone,
because of the high number of request.
Put your name and a contact information,
I'll offer you a simple call on Skype to understand your particular needs.
And then, I'll know how to find and to teach the perfect assistant for YOU.
À tout de suite Patron !